Example 1: Please don’t sending me a Textimony..
Example 2: Bitch keeps spamming me with Textimonies!
Example 2: Bitch keeps spamming me with Textimonies!
by kinglion102 January 8, 2014
Get the textimony mug.n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.
2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
Corey B. King
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@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?
8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
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@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?
8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013
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A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.
No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!
by Catnymph July 22, 2010
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Guy 1: Text Mike that "We'll see him l8er."
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.
by MarkShark May 18, 2009
Get the textionary mug.This is a text, ranging from long to very short, confessing something that he/she could not otherwise do face-to-face.
"He sent her a long textimonial, confessing his true love."
"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"
"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"
by michaliann September 15, 2009
Get the Textimonial mug.That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.
The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.
The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.
Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?
Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!
Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!
by Lukenestler September 21, 2008
Get the Pavement Testimony mug.A textonym is a word which becomes ambiguous when using predictive text due to having the same button combination as other unrelated words. They often make a text confusing or incomprehensible.
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.
He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.
He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room
by MySpaceFTL November 26, 2007
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