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Text Break 

When you find yourself always texting your boyfriend or girlfriend first but stop for as long as you can in order to see how long it would take for them to text you first. Usually ends up with the intended partner cutting off all communications because they arent interested in how you feel or how your day is going or what you are doing. Said partner is usually only interested in sex but leads you to think otherwise.
Kate knew she was getting played after she decided to go on a text break and Adam forgot she existed.
Text Break by pissedoff94 March 27, 2014
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text message break up 

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.
text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

break up via text 

When a coward is too self absorbed to give you the common decency of a phone call or face to face break up.
Break up via text
‘He broke up with me via text

‘What a coward, grow some balls’
break up via text by Cali girl 😕 October 13, 2017

break up over text 

what people do when they are afraid of actually speaking to people and expressing how they feel honestly.

ye.
She had us break up over text . Why didn't she at least call. :P
break up over text by the weirdo bean September 28, 2017

text breaker 

A person that breaks up texts causing multiple text bubbles instead of one.
Jessica: Tell me a story

Justin: once upon a time,
Justin: there was this guy
Justin: who really liked this girl
Justin: he did his best to win her over
Justin: it didn't work
Justin: so he died
Justin: ..alone.

Jessica: why didn't you just put everything in one text? You are such a text breaker!
text breaker by jdaq10 April 14, 2017

text braking 

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.
Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.
text braking by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2016

Breakup text

When someone is to much of a coward to break up with you in person so they send a a lame text to break up with you instead.
That bitch just sent me a Breakup Text... that's the 4th one this month!
Breakup text by Lil nathan adkins December 2, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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