The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.
“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”
by Nob April 28, 2004
Testing on animals for the future of humans. 80-90% of medical research is of animal testing and is necessary for the existence of humans.
Moron: animal testing murders hundreds of innocent animals!
Scientist: if it weren’t for those animals you wouldn’t be alive.
Scientist: if it weren’t for those animals you wouldn’t be alive.
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020