Terowie is a
shithole in South
Australia, it has one pub, a roadhouse, a deli, a market
cross post office and a gift shop. It is the shittiest place in the country. Never go there.
Jason: lets buy a farm at Terowie
Chris: yeah lets do that
Nicko: I'm god and I think I own Terowie because I've lived here for all
my life and its slowly eaten my brain
Tourist: fuck this lets get outta here