Telarping 

The act of texting your best friend, while drunk, and talking about the most random subjects that do not make sense in such detail that you forget what the original subject was in the whole first place.

BFF: "I do not get what the swirly thing is"
Me: "Barber"
BFF: " Oh, thats what I thought"
Me: "Are we really still Telarping?"

Telarping by merica eyelee October 17, 2014

You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

You're tearing me apart, Lisa by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009

Tearing the ring out of it 

When someone persists with an activity long after it's lost its merit or factor of amusement for others. You know the sort of people, they hang around long after a party has ended, use the same joke over and over again. They'll continue doing their thing no matter how tedious it becomes for those around them.

*Aidan just wanted to give Juan's skateboard a quick try, but he's been on it for hours now and refuses to get off*

Juan mumbles, "Damn, this bastard is really tearing the ring out of it"

Tearing the ring out of it by TADPOOL October 1, 2016

Tearsing 

A less emotional cry, with tears but lacking the sound of an actual cry.

Jess - You spilt my pint

Stefan - Stop tearsing

Tearsing by The phantom lady March 25, 2019

tearing the curtains 

exhibiting behavior that incites shock and/or outrage in your peers; going against the grain. ORIGIN (literal): ripping or shredding of retractable cloth window covers for no apparent reason

The student was so drunk that he began tearing the curtains in the dormitory.

tearing the curtains by Victor Cromwell March 2, 2007

pussy tearing 

Rough sex involving a vagina

I'm really going to have it hard tonight , I'm going to find some rough sort and go pussy tearing

pussy tearing by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

Tearing It Up 

To raise hell. To kick ass and take names.

Gary was tearing it up in high school.

Tearing It Up by Dave1 May 10, 2005