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The one guy that everybody likes, he's really awesome and funny, but can be a real bitch sometimes

A random human "hey did you see that Teegon guy? "

A different random human "Yeah he was really funny but I heard when he gets mad he can be a real bitch."

Teegon by I identify as a threat October 29, 2021

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Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

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Taegon

Pretty cool guy. Friendly when you get to know him, and pretty funny when he opens up. He's an overachiever and a perfectionist, but overall a good guy

Taegon is going to go rob a bank to get an even amount of money.

Taegon by flipping hecc April 1, 2017

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Pokenemonus Thegonus

The biblical term for the game Pokemon GO, as is observed by Lord Francis of the Filth in his video "POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY."

Filthy Frank: Now the bible talks about the Pokenemonus Thegonus...Pokemon GO.

Pokenemonus Thegonus by MadMark255 April 8, 2019

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Teegan

A name only given the the most beautiful and kindest of girls.
They commonly have a beauty so awe striking that simply no other name will suffice.
Comparable to that of seeing the mountains, the ocean, and a sunset for the first time, all at the same time.
The epitome of all that is perfect.

"my god, why is teagan so beautiful?"
"oh that's because its teegan, not teagan"

Teegan by QK_228 December 1, 2011

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teetong

weiner, hot dog, gamete

you got a small teetong

teetong by Joseph Molina February 10, 2004

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Teegin

She is a nice and kind person who love to chat and make new friends. She is a really approachable person who would try there best to cheer you up and make you smile. She sometimes puts herself down not knowing how beautiful she really is. She can be very funny and sometime a bit loud. She is also really smart and tries her best. She is a kind lovable person

Teegin is really smart and kind

Teegin by Justakidwithsparetime May 8, 2018

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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