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The useless person in a workplace. Can barely perform simple tasks and makes all of your jobs harder but isn't he just a loveable wittle goi? You keep him around to help everybody forget how depressing your job is but expecting him to be productive would be foolish because that's not what he's for. He's there to remind everybody that people in dog costumes are people too.
Team-Mascot "Are you guys ready to be completely fucking useless?"

Team "No that's your job"

Team-Mascot "Give me a I give me a A give me an M give me another A give me a C give me a U give me a N give me a T what does that spell?"

Team "Team-Mascot!!!"
by Thebusiestbusinessman June 22, 2018
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