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Team D-ouche bag 

The name of the leading crew of douche bags that think people are oblivious to fact the know each other.

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Did you know that she knows that John doe and evaleen met at a beach house party? A bon fire that her lol was at defending her person to Jay's accusations of liable slander.

Did it ever occur to any of you the only reason she is here is to see how far they would take it and it's their obsession that drives them. Not bluffing a fool that's not a fool at all.
Did you know that The daughter of the sleandered and her saw evaleen on her moms computer at the dictonary site, with a steel in his hands and she logged it back to the dates in question and has a record log of the posts from her personal pc?
Did you know that she met Joshia Satrawberry in 02' at Joenixdelogs house when his cousin had alexia caverling that party weddie money jacobs and mikey harley were at.
Did you know you were hopped up on so many drugs that they don't have the memory capacity it takes to have listened to all the shit Jay Dee's nuts spoke UD at a square table descussion ot trods house in 04', while she sat their listening to it and wanted to gouge her left eye out with a spork while they were all doing it. The D-ouche bag crew thinks their better than the rest and it's so sad. To hack some ones computer and sit all day waiting to be inside a person system is a mental issue of obsession that they need to look at carefully before making assumptions about another persons life. The epic fail is knowing that stooping that low to prove a wrong point is worth more to his own worth that the situation that was created by accident by two people that didn't really know what to do with the feelings they had at the time and were not being very good friends to one another.

Not part of team D-ouche bag for the cares about what happens in the midst of the fog before the storm Mr. tsunami.
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Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026