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Tea Bragging

One who often tea bags people and brags to his friends.
John's tea bragging again about how he tea bagged Alex and Sam at the same time.
Tea Bragging by shXtacy April 8, 2016
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Tea Bagging my Joke 

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.
Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

Iced tea bagging 

Pronunciation: \ˈīsd\ : \ˈtē\ \ˈba-giŋ\

The insertion of one man's nut sickles or frozen nut sack into another person's mouth to promote rapid thawing.
Nanook was screwing his favorite baby seal when he developed nut sickles. After returning to the igloo he began Iced tea bagging his ol' lady to thaw out.

tea bagging 

The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.
Well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open I wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude
tea bagging by E March 16, 2003

tea-bagging 

The act of dangling the male genitals into the mouth of another human being.
ex: Howard was obsessed with tea-bagging it!!
tea-bagging by Jamaulia May 9, 2006

tea bagging 

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.
tea bagging by Cooter May 25, 2005

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake 

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick
Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake
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