Tartle Pop 

The act of flatulating very vigorously and without remorse. This usually occurs after a combination of coffee and muffin, often leading to violent interacial hate crimes and loss of friends, which eventually culminates in clinical depression.

As Bob stepped out of the coffee shop, he angrily began tartle popping.

After much frustration, Jimmy finally yelled, "That tartle pop was vicious."

Tartle Pop by Bloobies May 9, 2010

turtle pop 

When you do a girl and she poops a little

I made Samantha turtle pop last night it was awesome

turtle pop by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017

turtle popping 

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.

"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"

turtle popping by Carnthepear September 12, 2015

Turtle Pope 

Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.

I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.

Turtle Pope by TurtlePopeFollower March 25, 2022

TURTLEPOP 

You or a partner tucking your penis into your ballsack and then getting a boner.

Sarah gave me an awsome turtlepop.

TURTLEPOP by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018

Popping a turtle 

Sitting on a penis to stop a poop.

My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.

Popping a turtle by Buck teeth March 3, 2017