Tarantula Smuggler is a woman who doesn't groom,but still wears short shorts or bikini bottoms and her pubes are busting out the sides.
Mrs.Peabody was at beach and didn't realize her pubes were exploding out of the crotch area of here bathing suit....looked like she was smuggling tarantulas aka a Tarantula Smuggler!
by TWrecks September 19, 2009
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