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The undesirable effect achieved when one tans their front and back forgetting the all important side area. Most common in larger sunbathers due to the increased surface area and best effect achieved by topless flat chested people predominantly males. Red tannards are particularly sore.
Wow mate, you've got a real tannard going on there, roll on your side!
Tannard by Tina Bop August 7, 2016
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A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)
"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."
Yet another thrash band. This all German quartet sings mainly about beer, liquor, and wine.
Damn, tankard has a wierd sound.
Tankard by ANTHRAXVIRIS April 13, 2005
Drunk, inebriated or intoxicated with alcohol.

Most likely derived from the single handled drinking vessel of the same name.
"Did you see Steve last night? He was absolutely tankard!"
Tankard by Paul Stead February 26, 2008
A beautiful soul that’s a strong independent person who is very smart and intelligent.. very playful and a great friend that loves to help others
Tannar is a amazing friend
Tannar by Tannar.. November 22, 2021

Tannar eacott

Tannar is lazesbeam’s sister . Tannar has a small toe . She lives in Sydney . Check here Instagram to see her thick booty / nyash
Tannar eacott is very thick bro I’ll defo f..k her
the average person, nothing special though
Linda: "How was that guy you met last night?"
Tina: "meh nothing special, a real tannar i guess"
Tannar by Duster454 June 20, 2011
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