Tailbag

A droopy ass of some fat old broad who is waddling in front of you at the local Walmart. You know that thing hasn't had a good wipe between those floppy cheeks, the matted fur aound that cavernous hole must have an odor emenating from it like the stench of a thousand corpses. Thankfully those floppy tailbags hold that stench in securely unless one of them suddenly flops to the left or right. You'd better get around her quick just in case.

Yeah Jessica's got a great ass now, but look at the tailbags on her mom.

by oracle of umph May 19, 2017

Talibagger

A perjorative word describing a member of the so-called "Tea Party" movement that equates their mentality with that of the Taliban of Afghanistan.

Have you noticed that all the Talibaggers at the anti-Obama rally couldn't spell and were ALL white?!!

by eyedfy2 September 14, 2010

Glastonbury Tailback

Where someone manages to go for days without pooing at a music festival to avoid the toilets and their dreadful conditions

I just went to the toilet to get rid of my Glastonbury tailback from the weekend.

by TAinsworth June 28, 2010

tailbacks

traffic backup initiated and maintained by thoughtless idiot gawkers preceeding a road-side human specatcle.

"I managed to get the bike on to the hard shoulder, and jump of it at a sensible speed. As it groundto a halt on the shoulder, it went pop three times, and turned into a ginormous fireball. I caused huge tailbacks, got on radio 1 travel time, and even into some of the papers..." -Dr.Nick R.

by hilarleo December 5, 2004

Tailwag

Tailwag is an expression that denotes unabashed, dog-like enthusiasm, e.g., booty-shaking. It is taken from the literal movement of the sacrum, which when released during yoga or bodywork, allows liberated movement.

Since I started jazz dance class, my tailwag is getting really funky.

by BonWit February 11, 2010

tailbait

Tailbait is a play on the term jailbait, whereas tailbait would be an animal (with a tail) that someone finds attractive but is illegal to have sex with.

Person 1: "Man, that husky is some nice tailbait!"

Person 2: "What the fuck?"

by DDSBSS June 21, 2016

Talibagger

A taliban that goes around bagging little kids for their army.

Did you hear about Jimmy?
Yeah he was talibagged
Damn talibaggers taking kids

by Pakifromthecornershop February 27, 2015