Taco Mac 

1) A place that sells the most random collection of food that is overpriced.
2) A place for adults to get drunk and watch games they don't care about until they're sober, and then get fuck-ugly T-shirts for them.

1) >Hey Bob, you want to go to Taco Mac and get some wings, nachos, burgers, wraps, and/or burritos?
>Sure just stop listing what they have on their menu.
2) >Hey Michael, you want to go get drunk at Taco Mac and watch an off-season hockey game?
>Sure, I'm only one beer away from getting my T-shirt. I hope it's not a let down.

Taco Mac by bobalicous18 April 2, 2009

macho taco 

Male equivalent of camel toe or taco crotch resulting from wearing pants that are way too tight in the crotch.

Dude, stop wearing women's jeans. They give you a macho taco.

macho taco by Britt77 February 22, 2008

mach 1 taco 

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

mach 1 taco by chumbus123 March 2, 2018