When you haven't gotten laid in a WHILE and you're so horny that it tricks you into thinking you want to be in a relationship. Vulnerable to getting trapped/cuffed/etcetera.
Girl A: Oh my gosh, I hate being single. I need to find someone and settle down... Wife me up! Maybe I should text that guy that was semi-attractive and really clingy... Or my ex that wants me back... Should I start going on dates again?
Girl B: Dude calm down, you're just thirstay. Go get some dick tonight.
Girl B: Dude calm down, you're just thirstay. Go get some dick tonight.
by 77jmoney77 March 29, 2019
to kiss someone by surprise with a rapid tongue movement similar to a cat licking up milk from a bowl
by Ricky and Foreskin April 30, 2009