The Cale 

One cool, brilliant, friendly, cheese lovin' mo'fo.

The Cale wants to be the evil ruler of the world someday.

The Cale by theladiesman December 3, 2003

Cale The Creep 

A person who is very tall. He decides to hangout with you randomly just to make you laugh. He sometimes can be really rude but also kind. Hes kind of ugly and he has hoes. HaHaAhahaHA. Kind of gay ngl. And probal pissed about this urban dictionary :)

OoOoOoOOOOooOOooOO the is Cale The Creep hes so wierd

Cale The Creep by raethegae January 21, 2022

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

The Caleb Finn Roach

The Caleb Finn Roach is the most rare species of Cockroaches. It is found in Melbourne Australia. The only other place you would find one would be online.

The Caleb Finn Roach is the most fun to find.

The Caleb Finn Roach by AnImAl.scientist December 8, 2019

The Caleb Finn Roach

The Caleb Finn Roach is a rare type of cockroach species. Specially is found in Australia. For a short time it was in the US but it was exterminated. So now the only place you can find The Caleb Finn Roach, is in Australia.

“Is that The Caleb Finn Roach?” “Yes it is.”

The Caleb Finn Roach by AnImAl.scientist December 8, 2019

The Calen Empire 

Created on June 14, 2016. The Calen empire is a fascist Minecraft government located in the coordinates of 0 0 to 100,000 100,000 on an old world created in the April of 2016. The Calen empire was formed from the remains of the Calen republic by Saxvar Nova (Cameron McLin) and multiple other figures. Needing its first emperor Saxvar Nova was made the leader of the nation following after it’s creation.

The Calen Empire Was only known by thousands as of 2020 but was a very controlling regime.

The Calen Empire by plannedparenthoodbr January 1, 2021

The Caleb Shuffle 

To cheat in a card game by poorly shuffling and adding desired cards to the top of the deck.

Caleb: Welp, that's a Glinthorn Buccaneer off the top deck. GG Boys.
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...

The Caleb Shuffle by Salty Loser January 10, 2022