TGPWS 

Stands for Things Gwyneth Paltrow Would Say. A way of mocking Gwyneth Paltrow, who is known for being somewhat "holier-than-thou" and seems to love showing the world that her life is, in fact, better than everyone else's.

You may also see the Twitter hashtag #TGPWS.

-"Come join me on the deck - it was handmade by Buddhist monks from Alsatian tree branches! I was just about to enjoy a snack of organic, locally-sourced quail eggs before a three-hour yoga session."
-"That is such a TGPWS."

TGPWS by carolh April 29, 2011

tgwsdw 

A nickname for someone who cares for others, but on the inside is very frail. It can be typed loosely as if someone were to spam the keys.

You know what he’s like? he’s tgwsdw.

tgwsdw by ilani September 10, 2022

tpws

That pokeage was smokeage.

After your buddy tells you hid the salami in some fatass chick you reply:

tpws

tpws by Jesuswtf January 31, 2004

tgwsia 

The GOD We Serve Is Alive

TGWSIA and each and every day we should seek to please HIM

tgwsia by Deep06 November 5, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019