TGPWS

Stands for Things Gwyneth Paltrow Would Say. A way of mocking Gwyneth Paltrow, who is known for being somewhat "holier-than-thou" and seems to love showing the world that her life is, in fact, better than everyone else's.

You may also see the Twitter hashtag #TGPWS.

-"Come join me on the deck - it was handmade by Buddhist monks from Alsatian tree branches! I was just about to enjoy a snack of organic, locally-sourced quail eggs before a three-hour yoga session."
-"That is such a TGPWS."

by carolh April 29, 2011

tgwsdw

A nickname for someone who cares for others, but on the inside is very frail. It can be typed loosely as if someone were to spam the keys.

You know what he’s like? he’s tgwsdw.

by ilani September 10, 2022

tpws

That pokeage was smokeage.

After your buddy tells you hid the salami in some fatass chick you reply:

tpws

by Jesuswtf January 31, 2004

tgwsia

The GOD We Serve Is Alive

TGWSIA and each and every day we should seek to please HIM

by Deep06 November 5, 2013