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TCP/IPeoples 

A species known for being allergic to:

- daylight
- hardware beeps
- real life encounters
- food of demonstrable organic origin
I tried to start a conversation not knowing they were TCP/IPeoples
TCP/IPeoples by UrbanSavage October 26, 2010
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tcpip95 is a cuckold that is known to lurk around various gay porn/beastiality sites and boating forums... carrying a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children and adult men.

a tcpip95 have been known to pawn out their wife, children, pet animals to help pay his rent and internet bills.

tcpip95's can still be found living in their parents basement and are commonly found in cheap housing environment habitats...

tcpip95's ; US slang. Earliest known use 2012.
noundated
1.
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
"jokes in literature about elderly "tcpip95's" cuckolds and misers are rife"
verb
1.
(of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.
billy and jerome are pulling a" tcpip95 " later on tonight, when hes out on his boat.
tcpip95 by thestuz May 26, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026