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Systemic Unidimensionality

The 21st-century evolution of Herbert Marcuse's "one-dimensional man," expanded from a critique of consumer capitalism into a totalizing diagnosis of contemporary society. This theory posits that under neoliberal hegemony, all spheres of life—thought, culture, language, science, politics, spirituality—have been collapsed into a single, suffocating dimension: the logic of capital, technocracy, and Euro-Atlantic liberalism. Dissent is not suppressed; it is simply rendered unintelligible. Alternative epistemologies (Indigenous, religious, leftist) are not argued against; they are exiled from the realm of respectable discourse. Big Tech platforms, popular media, and institutional science do not merely reflect this unidimensionality; they actively produce and police it, functioning as the priesthood of a secular, scientistic state religion. The theory argues we are not living in a pluralistic society but a monoculture of the permissible, where even rebellion is pre-packaged and sold back as lifestyle.
Example: A Systemic Unidimensionality theorist observes that both a conservative pundit and a liberal activist on cable news ultimately agree on the fundamental axioms: capitalism is eternal, electoral politics is the only arena of change, and technological solutionism will fix all ills. Their heated debates about tax rates or social media censorship occur within a single, invisible dimension of assumptions. The Indigenous elder who speaks of land as a relative, not a resource, or the Marxist who calls for the abolition of wage labor, simply cannot appear on the screen at all. The dimension has no coordinates for them.
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012