Burnt mouth syndrome

When a kid of a under-puberty status won't shut the hell up with all his cursing cause he thinks he sounds cool.

Jimmy: Fuck you mang, i am gonna go tell my mommy you cunt sucking whoooooore.

Me: Seriously kid, you are too young to even be playing GTA. Get over your burnt mouth syndrome

by Pizzaralley September 12, 2009

big mouth syndrome

A term referring to a syndrome held by an insecure and extremely emotional girl who keeps opening her mouth to try to solve her personal and relationship issues by talking about them at the wrong time and to the wrong people, even after her guy told her continuously that it was making these issues worse. She keeps doing it over and over despite the fact that drama keeps happening because of her gargantuan mouth flapping. Over time the syndrome gets worse and worse. It finally climaxes over a couple of weeks because of some really horrendous incidents caused by her jabberjawing. So the girl finally breaks down one day after betraying his trust yet again, and she signs up for therapy to try to work on her self-control issues and her listening skills. Although she hopes her guy will trust her once again and give her a chance to share their love and happiness together once more like they did when she was his bear (really misses that), she'll be okay either way. Even if the changes she has made don't bring him back to her, she will be a stronger and happier person in the end because she won't ever hurt anybody like that again. She will defeat the Big Mouth Syndrome.

Melissa knew she had the big mouth syndrome when she asked her boyfriend's friend for advice during a very panicky moment, even though she knew he would be pissed if he found out.

by Stupid lovesick girl February 23, 2010

Dick in mouth syndrome

Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.

"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"

"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."

by Powderkegg August 15, 2008

Al Bar Mouth Syndrome

When someone always seems to have their mouth open. On going occurance can lead to lock jaw and the possibility off excessively large objects being swallowed.

john-paul: "hey dude whys that girl always got her mouth open?"
Patrice: "Ahh man shes got Al Bar mouth syndrome. she just can't close her mouth."

by loubear69 April 7, 2011

Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.

The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"

by Ball tamperer March 29, 2018