Swegbeanz

When you are down look to the heavens to the god that is Swegbeanz.
What is a swegbeanz you might ask? Well once upon a time there was a boy called sweenbeanz, He tweeted and developed swag. As his swag levels increased so did his dick and he was rocking a 13 inch bad boy. As all these "swagfags" came along, Mr Sweenbeanz said "stahp y u do dis 2 me i yolo hrdr den ne 1 else who saiz thay hv swag u al gay fgts" and than lost all his swag and got sweg a stronger and mor swaggy swag.
His sweg got to him and he became swegbeanz

Praise Swegbeanz, The one god They sweggy one , Swegbeanz

Swegbeanz by Sweenbeanz November 7, 2013

smegbean farmer 

A guy with poor hygiene and an addiction to masturbation leading to an excess of smeg bean formations under his foreskin.

Shut the fuck up Zach you smegbean farmer, your girlfriend calls me Daddy.

smegbean farmer by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022

smegbean 

A term to describe a ball-like formation of smega under a foreskin. Indicative of incredibly poor hygiene and over masturbation.

Kyle is such a smegbean, dude needs to get himself a life, and some pussy too.

smegbean by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022