Sweatworthy 

1. Someone who has earned the right to be lusted after, mentally, physically, and emotionally.

2. A way to describe yourself when you look and feel attractive

Example 1:
Friend 1: I don't want to sweat him.
Friend 2: Well is he sweatworthy?

Example 2:
Im on another level tonight, I'm definitely sweatworthy

Sweatworthy by Pinebluff January 1, 2015

Skeetworthy 

A woman who a man considers worthy of receiving his man juice all over her body. Typically seen on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Maxim, and the like, these women are the ones who we men would have sex with, whether we would tell anyone or not.

Damn, look at that girl right there, would you do her? Hell yeah man, she's skeetworthy!

Skeetworthy by paddywack December 14, 2008

swearworthy 

When something is worthy of swearing.

“Fucking PayPal!”
“That’s not swearworthy”

swearworthy by Drunk Anonymous September 15, 2018

seaworthy 

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

seaworthy by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

Allstar Seaworthy 

A main protagonist from the 80s cartoon Snorks. He's a athletic and brave Snork. He also had a large crush on Casey Kelp during first two seasons and parts of Season 3. He's considered one of the fan-favorite characters from the cartoon.

"I can't believe that someone made a definition about me!" - Allstar Seaworthy

Allstar Seaworthy by Ryan900USAYT September 23, 2022

Seaworthy 

The act of filling a female's three holes with some steamy hot man meat, such that she becomes watertight and thus seaworthy.

Jenny became seaworthy when she went to that UO football party last weekend. I heard that three guys parked their pink buses in her fur garages at once. Bitch became more seaworthy than the fucking Titanic that night.

Seaworthy by RonaldReaganIsSexy June 27, 2014

seaworthy 

Adj. Possessing a rack worthy of motorboating.

Did you see that girl up at the bar? Definitely seaworthy.

seaworthy by SpartyON August 17, 2008