Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

Swamptoad

Ugly as fuck. A girl who like to go up on all the guys who aren't cool, but she thinks are cool.

When a swamptoad gets in a relationship, she can never break up with it's partner. When that partner finally dumps her, the toad talks smack on the partner and becomes a hood rat

look at that ho she is being a swamptoad, look that swamptoad sinks she the lilly pads

by ghettojew69 March 6, 2009

swampytoadstool

Swampytoadstool, a word from a far away land called...froggy-ville...we made up that name b\c we couldnt get in contact with any of the inhabitants, umm...swampytoadstool can be used as a verb "swampytoadstool-ed" meaning you just got your ass 0WN3D! =D

n00b: haha i lost b\c i fragged myself
me: yeah you got swampytoadstool-ed
n00b: yeah =(
me: WTFCHOP!!

by Swampytoadstool February 11, 2005