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Swaggarian 

Speaking in the native tongue of a swagger guy; to use one's tone of voice and choice of vocabulary.
Guy#1: "Hey dude, what the hell is that guy at the bar in the sick threads talking about? And why are those girls so attracted to him all of a sudden?"
Guy#2: "Oh that guy? He's Swaggarian. Only women and other Swaggers know what he's saying. Women usually find the native tongue of a Swaggarian gentleman attractive."
Swaggarian by SlipKid905 February 21, 2011
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swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

swaggrance 

1. an über fragnance that mixes swagger and fragrance. it smells like straight up sex. if you wear it, you will have lots of hot passionate sex.
2. the name of the up and coming men's cologne brand in the United States.
girl 1: "that guy is wearing swaggrance©."
girl 2: "let's have sex with him simultaneously."
swaggrance by dr daman September 26, 2009
When a young male walks as if his pants are full of feces
Wow, that guy walkin across the street is swaggerin!
swaggerin by Sisterrrrr January 7, 2015

Crab Swaggering 

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010

Swaggaling 

1) To pronounce the possession of amazing abilities that in reality, one does not have

2) To exaggerate ones abilities
Rob: "Yo bro, my penis is like 9 feet long, bro"

Mel: "Quit Swaggaling"
Swaggaling by turfburn29 July 27, 2009

Swagetarian 

Someone with a steady diet of swag.
"Yo man, you should go swagetarian with me"
"What's that mean?"
"It means swag for breakfast, lunch and dinner."
Swagetarian by JoeInTheWorld November 7, 2011
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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