Svelvik

Svelvik is a small city in Vestfold in Norway. The mayor is handicapped. We owe huge amounts of money. There´s a lot of thugs in Svelvik, some of them are very random. There´s a few slums there too. Since it´s a small city, nobody has heard of Svelvik, so you just say that you live close to Drammen. If you have lived there a long time, you say Svælvik.

1: Hey, where you live?
2: I live in Svelvik
1: Ah, the place filled with thugs and slums?
2: Hell yeah!

by joe arne April 28, 2011