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Daylight savings time 

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

saving a rough draft 

When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.
Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.
"svangers" is a type of people in the northern Norway, they usually just hang in the city from the school ends to the security gard throw them out.
Svangers have also there own way of living, they like to think the are gangsters, but hide´n seek can only get you so far.
They keep rivals away from their territory with smoking fake cigs and staring at normal people.
Wanna go out in the wood and smoke some candy cigarettes?

Wanna hang in the city the next 5 hour?

thats so svanger
svang by notasvangernerd November 30, 2015

Saving Everest 

A heartbreaking tale of a boy who attempts to kill himself.
From the outside Everest Finley had it all. Beautiful cheerleader girlfriend, rich family, star quarterback position, popularity, and good looks.

But that's from the outside, and everything isn't as it seems.

Everest Finley attempted to commit suicide, putting everyone into shock. The school's king quickly transforms into the schools new freak.

Beverly Davis is a loner. Invisible to everyone around her, she spends her days working and dealing with her irresponsible mom.

So what happens when the loner and the freak come together?

An unconventional love story.

-Saving Everest Summary

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Saving Everest by NekoWolfie July 24, 2017

Saving Horses 

You may know the song “save a horse, ride a cowboy”

The term “save a horse” or “saving horses” is used when someone in doing the deed with a cowboy.
“They’re saving horses!”

Really?!”

Saving Private Ryan

Probably THE BEST war movie ever made. directed by none other than Stephen Spielberg himself and includes actors like Tom Hanks and Vin Diesel. The story revolves around a handful of soldiers who have just landed on Omaha beach and are sent to locate the last surviving member of the Ryan family ( a family of 4 brothers, 3 of them were killed at Omaha and the 4th one is the one they try to rescue). Along the way the team encounters various German patrols and outposts and the movie climaxes with a 1 hour city fight. this is the only movie which truly portrays war the way it really is. horryfing and brutal cinematography will keep you on the edge of your seat. definetely not for the squeamish. also includes a lot emoitional scenes. the movie fills the viewer with pity and remorse for the poor bastards who fought in world war 2. this movie definetely does not promote war and those people who say it does definitely have not seen it.
If you haven't seen "Saving Private Ryan" then get off your ass and rent it.
Saving Private Ryan by Scur May 18, 2006