Any Star Trek geek with a uniform that is obligated to serve under your beck and call so that they can bask in their own, bemusing glory of 'serving as an officer.'
A huge suck-up to any figure of authority in the army, Star Trek, or any other Sci-Fi movie with a commanding officer.
Also known as "Wesley Crusher"
A huge suck-up to any figure of authority in the army, Star Trek, or any other Sci-Fi movie with a commanding officer.
Also known as "Wesley Crusher"
You: Aw, shiz, I left my cat outside in the freezin rain.
Super Ensign: I can do that! *jumps out window and into yard, comes back with cat*
You: Thanks, ensign.
Super Ensign: *squee*
Super Ensign: I can do that! *jumps out window and into yard, comes back with cat*
You: Thanks, ensign.
Super Ensign: *squee*
by fritobaggins February 05, 2011
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
