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The act of shooting a squirrel with a BB gun, retrieving the dead carcass, and proceeding to slide a hard penis into the mouth of that squirrel. After semen fills the critter's stomach, you then pick an acceptable size tree in the Aokigahara forest located in Japan, aka "the suicide forest" then hang the wild rodent by the neck to a branch of the tree using yarn, or any other form of adorable sized noose.
Every year, my wife and I take a trip to Japan and visit my Suicide Forest Nut Tree, to remind us of the good times.
by Blame The Clown May 07, 2018
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