A hidden vagina: when a girl is born in India her parents take her vagina and hide it as an inexpensive alternative to a chastity belt. A map to the vagina is presented to the happy couple upon their wedding night.
Parents: Congratulations on your wedding! Here is the map to your stwaticrux, have fun!!!
by therobbers March 17, 2009
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