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Sturfing Bitch 

Otherwise known as the Daithí, John-Joe(to help others), twat & mogwai. The Sturfing Bitch is one who assists the Sturf Mistress with her Sturfing, Sturf Mistress being the divine ruler.
Sturf Mistress: Sturfing Bitch, grab your keyboard and start typing
Sturfing Bitch: Yes ma'am, should I keep kneeling?
Sturf Mistress: You felt the need to ask me that did you? YES keep kneeling, clean my shoes while you're down there
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Bitch surfing 

Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.
Bro, don't tell me you on there bitch surfing again.

Surfing bitches 

When a Bro slays through an extreme quality of lifelong prospects to seek the eventual one he will chose to Marry.
Haven't found the right one yet so far I'm just Surfing Bitches.
Surfing bitches by elleydown June 9, 2020