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1. A person suffering from an unusual infatuation with barrels, and/or barrel-shaped objects.
2. An individual sexually attracted to, or romantically engaged with another individual or inanimate object physically resembling, or otherwise similar to, a barrel.

Derives from Latin words "stulti" and "hydria".

A word first defined and used by child prodigy, theoretical physicist, billionaire philanthropist Sir William Alistair Downing.
"Her boyfriend rather resembles a barrel, I suppose you might call her a stultihydriatic."
by Sir William Alistair Downing November 10, 2014
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