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Noun meaning the juice and, or, other fluid that originates from a stripper's body. Pronounced Struess (Like Dr. Seuss). Unlike any other substance on Earth, struice produces violently different reactions ranging from irrational and euphoric behavior (mostly by Japanese businessmen) to, irrational and resentful (this reaction is commonly found in women who are dating/married to men who come home smelling like struice.
Because I smelled like struice, my girlfriend wouldn't sleep with me until I showered.
Struice by trustmeImalawyer May 18, 2006
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That kid is a fuckin' struise!
Struise by Chochmaster January 26, 2011
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Condescending term for an idiot, asshole, or anyone else disliked by Max Koch's(pronounced cock) impression of Tony Soprano.
"Justin's a fucking strunce, George is a fucking dink, Nick turned it around, Jon took a big dump right on the stage, and I'm standing right over here"
Strunce by Spangles May 19, 2008
The delicious combination of Sprite and the juice of your choosing. Usually an 80% Sprite to 20% juice ratio.
Excuse me bitch, ya'll got some spruice up in here? I'm in the mood for the perfect mixture of Sprite and the juice of my choosing!
Spruice by SANEK February 26, 2011

strumcentre 

This is going into my strumcentre.
strumcentre by chuzlaire May 27, 2017
A combination of Strolling and Cruising. Mainly referring to the state of mind where you can just wander and enjoy whatever and whoever crosses your path without any plans.
Leaving your cabin on a cruise ship and not caring if you turn left, right, go up, down and just struise.
Struise by dmeck February 21, 2009