A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".
A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".
A game of Magic played exactly as normal, but with the eventual removal of clothing, similar to strip poker. In the standard rules, for every 4 life points lost, an article of clothing comes off. This game is difficult to play as approximately only 2,500 girls per state play Magic, and the game is less fun with only straight males in attendance.
Matt: Hey, you want to go to a frat on Friday night?
Jim: Nah, I'm gonna play Magic with Allie and Tim.
Matt: You're such a nerd Jim: We're playing STRIP Magic
Matt: Can I join?
Jim: Nah, she doesn't want too many dudes there, she's not that much of a slut
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.