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Strop Mag 

A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".
Strop Mag by stropmag October 4, 2006

Strip Magic 

A game of Magic played exactly as normal, but with the eventual removal of clothing, similar to strip poker. In the standard rules, for every 4 life points lost, an article of clothing comes off. This game is difficult to play as approximately only 2,500 girls per state play Magic, and the game is less fun with only straight males in attendance.
Matt: Hey, you want to go to a frat on Friday night?
Jim: Nah, I'm gonna play Magic with Allie and Tim.
Matt: You're such a nerd
Jim: We're playing STRIP Magic
Matt: Can I join?
Jim: Nah, she doesn't want too many dudes there, she's not that much of a slut
Strip Magic by StoneFaceSlut December 27, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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