A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.
Jon keeps pulling his shirt away from his gut. What a shirt stretcher.
by m4gssssss August 6, 2017
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The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023
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