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Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.
If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.
by Charbsssss November 7, 2010
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Fart Stainer

A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody
Hey you "Your a fart stainer"

A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift
by Roberto83 December 6, 2009
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