Storyjack

The act of one person interrupting another during a story told to a group, so as to let others know that they were present for the event, or in an attempt to steal the glory of telling a good story. This may happen at any time during the introduction, setup or punchline phases of storytelling.

"So anyway, we're sitting there, and this kid was passed out, and there was this plate-"
"Oh I was there for this, we threw pies at him remember! I was there for that!"
".....why you gotta storyjack me, man"

by Scythas April 27, 2010

Soyjack

A variation of the Wojack meme that depicts Wojack faces with exaggerated expressions (soy faces), but can also be depicted as smug or triggered. They are usually drawn with square glasses and short, stubbly, unshaved beards. Some earlier depictions include the Soyjack wearing a Mario cap.

Soyjacks are often used to win online arguments, in attempts to depict the other party as a beta soy boy who's overreacting to simple statements.

"Nice attempt at trying to prove your point, but I'm about to open my Soyjack folder"

by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020

strayjacked

when a males ejaculate fails to hit its intended target

I banged that chick from the Tofu bar.

How was it?

It was good right until the moment I strayjacked, hit her mum in the eyes as she was delivering us some wheatgrass shakes.

by GozUnlimited July 15, 2016

Shortjack

Shortjack is to punch someone not using a full blow but drawing your hand back at a much shorter distance and the punching

Bill was at the bar and Ronnie Shortjacked him after he called him a bitch

by STYLESIE March 10, 2009

starjack

A starjacking occurs when a Starbucks patron, other than yourself, grabs your drink from the delivery counter and leaves the shop.

Polly was rather ticked when her Venti Extra-Hot No Foam 185° Chai Latte was starjacked.

by vvonfuji March 30, 2005

Starjacking

Using the free Starbucks coffee house wireless internet access without going inside the store to order coffee.

I drove my car to Starbucks, pulled into a parking spot up front, kept the motor running, whipped out my laptop and did some starjacking. I emailed all my friends for free!

by Robin McCasland June 12, 2007

Soyjacked

A form of belittling one persons opinion or argument by portraying them as the soyjack meme. Usually by alternating characters in capitalization “WhIcH LoOkS sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThIs”. or in the case of a real life conversation, saying the persons point in a high pitched annoying voice.

Damn it man, I was talking about why I think capitalism is good. And then he soyjacked me!

by PhatDonger December 7, 2020