Stool Face

That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.

I shot a selfie taking a dump this morning and captured my stool face.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

stoop faced

To be extremely drunk or intoxicated, to the point of having to leave a party/club to sit on a nearby stoop to recover.

Damn, that guy sitting on that stoop is definitely stoop faced.

by jibroni July 21, 2011