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Major Stoner Head 

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.
How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.
Major Stoner Head by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

stone head 

a major stoner. a person who smokes a lot of weed
Dude did you see that stone head back their blazin up.
stone head by stone head October 12, 2009

stonehead 

A mix between a stoner and a pothead. A stonehead is a rare breed that is resulted from being a stoner with many pothead friends. A stonehead is usually aware of the name of what they smoke but not of what it is.
Julie can be such a stonehead sometimes. She's so unware of how good her stash is.
stonehead by divinedecadency July 28, 2007

StoneHead 

StoneHeads promote responsible cannabis use and break stigma norms. Typically referred to as modern cannabis culture. A StoneHead is a high functioning cannabis user who able to balance their priorities and be successful.
Billy never gets in trouble for how much he smokes.. he's definitely a StoneHead
StoneHead by StoneHeads March 23, 2021

StoneHead 

An idiot who lays around and bitches all day about things, while getting high, and does nothing themselves. Also, someone who is worthless and has no -real- friends, and is a bum who lives with their parents.
Whoa... Blake is such a worthless stonehead, it's sickening.
StoneHead by Meggen August 15, 2004

stonehead 

A worthless, marijuana addicted degenerate, loser punk. Sole reason for living is to get high.
Man, that kid Blake is such a stonehead. All he does is sit around and smoke weed.
stonehead by Blake August 13, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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