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To Masturbate, Wank, Fap, "Rub one out", etc.
Stirring the beef means to Masturbate
"Hey! Are you coming over to Jessica's sweet party tonight?"
"No Bill, I have to stir my beef tonight. I'll catch you tomorrow though."
"But Hank! Tomorrow is my night to stir the beef!"
(Both continue to laugh and high-five as the jump in the air)
(End scene)
by BloodyOxyness March 29, 2015
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