Stick Stalker 

The opposite of a Chubby Chaser. Someone who loves those really skinny chicks.

That girl walks around the room slicing people open with her exposed ribs. Milt thinks she's hot. He's a Stick Stalker.

Stick Stalker by CiRenze March 27, 2009

stalker stick 

Someone who uses a selfie stick to take pictures of other people

Look it's a stalker stick

stalker stick by Whateves July 7, 2016

Stock Stalker

One who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family.

Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.

Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.

Stock Stalker by punchodex May 12, 2012