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Sterling College

A small private four year college in Sterling kansas. The school is extremely run down and poorly maintained by its one or two maintenance personell even though the school has a very high tuition. The students never get to see their tuition money go back into the school whatsoever. The school also likes to fine its students for any possible infraction that they could possibly find. The school is not only a college but a babysitting service as well, its a very rare babysitting service though because they aren't babysitting children but 18+ college students. Students have very strict visitation hours with students of the opposite sex and when with the opposite sex during said visiting hours must have a shoe in the door. if no shoe is present a 200 hundred dollar fine and community service will be issued. So if you are a future college student looking at their options do not go sterling you will be miserable and out 25 grand.
bob: hey man do you think i should come to sterling next semester?
tim: Hell no man, sterling college is a rip off. Don't let those swindlers get ahold of your hard earned money. go to a REAL college
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Sterling College VT 

A fake college where all the staff are groomers and they allow rape. Don’t forget the blue American spirits.
“Hey man I got into Sterling college VT!”
“You mean that weird camping cult? Good luck bro”
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026