Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.
We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.
by BUTTSEXISDIRTY December 31, 2012
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I had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that bitch's back. It was the best Lithuanian Steam Blanket I've ever given.
by sexfiend4876259046 August 24, 2011
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