Steam Dog 

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the shower. The heated shower water creates an eerie mist (steam) hence creating a perfect camouflage for the act.

This widely used work has been derived from the saying "to blow some steam" - Steam Dog takes this saying to a new level.

My mum caught me having a steam dog.

a Steam Dog is the perfect way to get lost in the moment, like imaging yourself on the set of ghost.

Steam Dog by noodleluca February 23, 2011

Steam Dog 

When your sexual partner farts on your finger while it is in their anus.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a steam dog last night and I still can't get the smell off of my finger.

Steam Dog by Yoshi P. August 15, 2010

steak dog 

A sleek black lab that has a very tender body that resembles Filet Mignon steak.

Look! The steak dog is asleep on the couch. Let's attempt to sneak past it.

steak dog by Melanie July 14, 2003

Hot Dog Stream 

A livestream where a streamer:
1. Makes hot dogs (may be done before the stream)
2. Eats hot dogs
3. Does YLYL whereupon losing must drink hot dog water.

Yo (insert streamer here) should do a hot dog stream.

Hot Dog Stream by SquirreIkiller April 23, 2021

your dog wants steak 

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

your dog wants steak by Farker with regret June 22, 2004

your dog wants steak 

Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.

Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?

your dog wants steak by Brian X November 29, 2003

Seam Dogg 

The OG crackhead of the badman endz of Hamstreet You get me cuz.

"Yo dude, you looking so Seam Dogg rn"

Seam Dogg by pussycannbusted June 16, 2017