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Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015
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Stealthed

During vaginal or anal sex you take off your condom without your partner knowing and explode your seed inside of them
I stealthed this chick I met at the bar last night
by DRack April 25, 2017
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stealthed

When one of two good friends, probably semi-dating (or at least dating potential) tells others that they are a couple.
Ben: Hey, I heard that you and Maddie are an item.

Derek: No, we are just hanging out, who told you that?

Ben: Well, Maddie did...dude you are totally being stealthed.
by SLHOPE09 June 10, 2007
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Stealthed

Having moved past an object or person without beeing noticed until after the stealthing had taken place.
Guy: Dude, i just totally stealthed past that guy.
Dude: yeah man, he only saw you when you got to the other side of the room!
by FallingDutchMan July 22, 2023
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