by Whiskey Medic April 27, 2016
Delivered as a compliment, Stay Solid is actually a sleight. Rather than being a compliment, you are telling someone that they are a solid piece of shit. It’s like saying “I fucked your mother” with a smile on your face. With Stay Solid, delivery matters. In person +1, fist bump +2. bro-hug +2, finger point +5. Let your conscience be your guide.
Hey {name}. gummo was cool and all, but why did you have to start pimping out your sister too? Whatever. That’s your deal with the devil. Stay Solid (finger point).
by Schmebar August 18, 2017