noun: hip hop/ pop (hip pop) music created by prepubescent artists. This genre is unique in that the subjects of songs are distinctively juvenile and annoyingly catchy. The listener cannot help but sing along with elementry lyrics about middle school luv. Listening to such songs often lead to feelings of self loathing and pedophilia.

Samantha's favorite musicians are JoJo, Justin Bieber, Sean Kingston, Lil Mama, Lil Romeo, and all other artists with the name lil. Because she prefers prepubescent hip hop, her taste can be described as statutory rap.

Statutory rap by sassatack September 23, 2009

Statutory Rap

A Hip Hop Group originating in Port Hope,Ont Canada. Members include Luke F.O.R.C.E, Coney Funk, Pigg and DJ Spinmart. Known for their double edged lyrics and great live shows.

Damn, Statutory Rap was fuckin sick tonight, much better than whoever played before them.

Statutory Rap by Khron Don January 29, 2010

statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

statutory rape by fizzle April 5, 2004

statutory rape

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.

Need I say more?........................

statutory rape by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Statutory Rape

When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18

He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.

Statutory Rape by Rasnodar December 8, 2010

Statutory Rape Victim

Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.

He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.

Statutory Rape Victim by Rasnodar January 18, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026