Starbots

Mindless robots that frequent Starbucks® coffee shops.

Jane: Want to meet me at Starbucks® for a latte?
John: No thanks, the Starbots make me nervous.

Jim, to Janet: Is that your 4th macchiato today?! Don't be such a Starbot!

Julie: God, I just love my mocha frappuccino®!
Jason: Get some taste, Starbucks® is the Walmart® of coffee. Fucking Starbots.

by nearly civilized October 15, 2010