Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me November 8, 2008

Stale Chips

To describe something that is totally weak, lame, stupid, or horrible.

This class is stale chips....SO boring!

Stale chips, my cat just died.

by oweng84 January 26, 2011