staint

this is what happens when you fail to properly cleanse the grundle region on a regular basis. your taint gets staint. often it's brown at first but can take on more complex hues of purple and smoked caramel over time. experts say that ancient mesopotamians even cultivated staint patterns by eating diarhettic, richly hued foods. those with the most profound of staints could be smelt from miles away, as far as central europe.

i've been working on my staint. haven't cleansed in over 6 months.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.

by trilliam turdsworth January 10, 2023

Staint

Stained Taint
When you’re wiping your arse after taking a shit, and you accidentally wipe the shit on your taint

I just staint myself, right up to the balls

by Paddy_Power September 9, 2019