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Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) 

The tendency to bitch about everything god created on this earth. At this point the virus is so advanced it is literally an understatement describing it as bitchiness. It is better defined as Purely Concentrated Habitual Bitch-Ass Nigganess. Once here, there is no cure you're fucked and doomed to complain, bitch, and moan about absolutely everymuthafuckinthing.
Anthonyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! You left me for dead!!!
Dude oh my god are you finished with my essay?
I gotta work in the morning man...
Chucky Cheeses, Chucky Cheeses, I want Chucky Cheeses.
When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.

All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms

Sage Syndrome 

When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.
Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"
Sage Syndrome by Spudasaurus April 12, 2011

Penn state syndrome 

To be overcome withe the need to tell everyone you go to Penn State and to be a belligerent when screaming "WE ARE".
Penn state syndrome: Randomly walking around campus during football season screaming "WE ARE!" even when noone answers and you look like a douche...one full of period blood
Penn state syndrome by Abjr C August 21, 2008

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome 

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.
'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

State Fair Syndrome 

A couple who you usually see at the State Fair where the dude is really crappy and is wearing a beater, while the chick is gorgeous and is out of the guy's league
Tony: Damn, that chick is fiiiine, too bad she's with that douche bag

Brandon: I know, that's so State Fair Syndrome

or

Britney Spears and K-Fed

Stale Scale Syndrome 

when a musician focuses so much on perfecting every little aspect of a scale that he begins to sound robotic and all the feeling in his/her playing becomes extinct.
person1 "wow, Michael Angelo Batio is such an amazing guitar player!"

person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."
Stale Scale Syndrome by dannyhang December 21, 2013